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Maxwell Zhou. UDUB BITCHES. 17. Unsingle. Because Elsa (jk, not really. Sorry not sorry). I like eating. I like playing video games and wasting time.

starllex:

He looks so genuinely upset
rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

#i’m not saying it was architecture #but it was architecture (via life-of-a-fanatic)
mermaid613:

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

This is wonderful.

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"
togurowuzhere:

madeupmonkeyshit:

dodging these hoes like

dodging responsibility like
unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant
kingcheddarxvii:

Wow! This guy is so tiny! But it’s cool he gets to pursue tennis anyway. People like him give me so much hope
merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


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