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Maxwell Zhou. UDUB BITCHES. 17. Unsingle. Because Elsa (jk, not really. Sorry not sorry). I like eating. I like playing video games and wasting time.

How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

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fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

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anemickittens:

eminem is my spirit animal
dilclo:

reblog if u want a relationship like this! :))))
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
teamfytbl:


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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

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